YOU KNOW YOU'RE A HYATT WHEN...

• You get home after school and race to the fridge to get the biggest bowl of pudding.
• You measure the distance of travel by Sesame Streets. (FYI: SLC is 4 Sesame Streets)
• You pick dandelions in the backyard because you know you will get paid 1 penny for each one.
• You only use one teaspoon scoop of sugar on your Shredded Wheat.
• Your Shredded Wheat is in a brown, wax bowl.
• You eat rhubarb pie and ice cream at your grandparents.
• You steal the mint gum from the food storage room that your mom placed there to detract bugs.
• You know what a bugger is and fight your brothers and sisters to sit in it.
• You get excited for your birthday - not for the presents - but for sugared cereal.
• You can't wait for ABC after dinner - but only if you finish.
• You think your first dog ran away, but your parents really drove back to the place where they got it and put it over the fence without saying a thing.
• You know who Scooter, Rossy Fossy, Boo Boo, Bethlahem and Spaz are.
• You get half of a twin Popsicle and are okay with it.
• You try to unhook your seat belt without your parents knowing, so you can lay down on a long car ride.
• You have lived with a semi-developed black widow farm in your basement.
• You try to go down the laundry shoot when your parents are gone.
• Your childhood wardrobe consisted of something that your brother/sister/cousin wore 3 years earlier.
• You eat cheese-on-toast and grapefruit juice for breakfast.
• You know how to play progressive rummy.
• You know that the 4th of July is incomplete without M&Ms, golf courses and Cascade Lake.
• You don't know that there is any other radio station besides 96.5 Oldies.
  
• You know what the magic water closet is and want to be the Great Brain.
• You blush every time your dad orders a "meatsa meatsa" at any pizza restaurant.
• You really want to know who's involved in your dad's greatest secret of all that he claims he's taking to the grave.

Here's to the best family I know! Love you all!